Doritos were first invented wen to n00bs were eating nacho and snorting orange cocaine. one of the men accidentally dropped a Tostito brand chip into the cocaine. Not only did the man have a heart attack after he ate it but he made the MOST MLG SACK OF ALL FUKING TIME BITCHES WAT HAVE U DONE?!? The dorito is also the national snack of the kkk since it Bill Cosby favorite snack (duh) den as bill cosby ran away into the sunset he dove into the pile of pills marked "o.g.m. pills wow gg do not eat or u wil die mr.estoopid this meens u"